Complicated love (Ryan Dunn)

Explaing it

Bam's POV
"How are you gonna explain to bon and em cause they'll will be pissed as hell" ape said fuck I never thought about explaining it to them
"I'll say dick farm Dunn branded my ass" I say looking at Dunn as he laughed
"I think we might head home and explain the hologram dick and the sweet set of balls to Emily and you can explain to both of them that you burned my ass" I looked back at Dunn to see he wasn't laugh
"Fine but at lest I won't have to live with the branded ass and angry girlfriend" Dunn said
"Can we just go now its like mid night" Ryan complained
"Alright" I snapped
"See ya ape, see ya phil" we both said and walked off

****At home****
"So how exactly are you going to explain" Ryan said as we pulled up to the house
"I'll say you did it" I say as I got out and walked up to the door
"It's your ass, your brand so you can explain" Ryan said as I opened the door
"So what jackass stunt did ya's do" Emily asked as we walked in
"A brand on someone ass" I say walking up to her as she stood up from the bar stools
"Ya didn't brand Ryan's ass" Bonnie asked why would she care exactly
"No" I say as I hugged em
"Then who" em asked looking at me
"Bam" em snapped, fuck sexy when she wants something
"Ryan branded my ass" I say
"What shape" bon asked
"dick shape" Dunn said as Bon and em started laughing
"It's not funny" I snap
"Sorry it's just that you had the sexiest butt ever and now you have a dick shaped brand on it" em said
"Ryan why'd you'd do it for" Bonnie snapped slapping his chest
"I was funny" Dunn said
"It aren't fucking funny you burned my brothers ass for no reason. you are dicks" Bonnie said and slapped Dunn again
"So can I see what he did to your ass" em asked. I pulled my pants down to show my burned butt to them
"You gave him a hologram dick, three sold dicks, a half ass dick and a set of balls" Bon said
"Wow bam you must love dicks" Emily said and giggled
"Hey i'm gonna go to bed its late and in the morning you should check that out cause it looks infected" Bon said
"I'll go to bed too night" Ryan said and walked off with Bon
"I think their back together" I say as Emily hugged me
"No I don't think so" Emily said
"You want a coffee" I asked walking to the kettle
"Sure" Emily said walking up to me

Ryan's POV
"So can we be together" I ask as we walked up the stairs
"Well we can but we can't tell bam" Bonnie said looking at me
"Why"
"Cause he will threaten you when he knows we're dating"
"So we have to pretend that we're 18 again" I laugh as we walked up to her room
"Yeah" she said as we both learned in for a kiss
"So I guess I'm laying with you for awhile" I say as she opened her bedroom door
"If ya don't mind" her smiles so cute
We walked in and I sat in the bed
"Can I please get changed with out you watching" she said
"Yeah sure" I say and turn on the tv
"Hey can I borrow your shirt" she asked
"Yeah here" I say and took off my shirt and throw it to her
"Thanks" she said and put it on and laid down next to me
"So why exactly did you need my shirt" I didn't mind
"All my shirts are in the laundry" she said and cuddled up to me
"Why did you brand bam's ass and I know it wasn't jealous"
"Um I was mad"
"So you decided to take it out on my brothers ass" she shot up with an angry look
"Well it was his fault that you find out" I say
"It wasn't him who told me" wait what fuckin hell
"Then who told you"
"Chris... Chris Pontius" oh that makes more sense
"Sorry though"
"It's alright as long as you don't fuck another person" she said as she laid back down
"I won't trust me" I wrap my arms around her
"How can I trust you" she asked trying to stay awake
"Cause you love me" I say as she fall asleep