Ask Or Dare Gravity Falls (The Return)

a dare from me

Me: guys were back

Dipper: great

Me: I got a dare since no one is daring

Dipper: what is it?

Me:your gonna hate me for this

Dipper: why?

Me:Mabel ready the funeral

Everyone: where almost done

Dipper wh-why are they setting a fu-funeral?!

Me: you might die

Dipper: die because of a stupid dare bring it on

Me: OK dad do your thing

Bill:heheheh I've been waiting for this * poses dipper * I have a body
But its a wimpy one

Dipper(in mind scape): hey my body is not wimpy!

Bill oh yeah to the top of the stairs * goes up stairs * Geronimo *jump on top of the stairs *

Everyone: ????????

Bill: pain is awesome

ONE DAY LATER

Doctor: the patient is fine now he just broke all his bone and loss some of his tooth and blood but his fine

Me: thanks doc

Mabel: DIPPER WAKE UP WAKE UP

Stan: stop shouting kid

Ford: I'm gonna pay the bills

Soos: don't worry dude dipper's gonna be fine

Me: this is all my fault

Mabel:its bill's fault

Me:*hug Mabel tight* your right Mabel

Mabel: *Hug's back and blush*

Soos and Wendy: *silent laugh