Jack

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-Tell him you let Barossa have his ship

-Shoot his run out of a canon

-Tell Captain Teach(his dad) he broke the codex

-rat him out to Jones that he hasn't payed his debt

-break his sword

-drink a bottle of rum in front of him and don't offer him any

-tell him Jones is your best friend, and so is Angelica

-take his compass and hat, and throw them into the ocean

-tell him, right to his face you think Will Turner or Barossa would make a better captain than he

-blow holes in his ship with canons

-tell him "Buga" is his favorite word

-when he says "you smell funny"
Say/"I know you are but what am I?"

-touch his jar of dirt

-make him and the monkey(Jack) bond

-only refer to him a Jack or Jack Sparrow

-don't listen to anything he says

-say your borrowing Gibbs, then don't bring him back, and then force Will and Gibbs to hang out and betray him

-say to him "Jack, don't you know eye liner is for girls

-run his ship "Black Pearl" into the shore/reef, and completely destroy it

-tell him he has peanuts in his hair

-and tell him many times that he's way to bossy

-say he spends to much time on the sea, and he should get out more

-tell him you hate the smell of the sea

-keep telling him his favorite sports are sword fighting, and drinking, and that you think he should take up guitar

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