-tell him his boots are cowboy boots
-tell him he looks like an old colonial man
-tell him he's a joke compared to all pirates (I know he's not)
-point out that try-corned hats are way out of fashion
-tell him his toenails are always too long
-tell him he's a bad sailor
-tell him he's a father
-hide his weapons from him

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Ways To Get On Captain Jack Sparrows bad Side
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