Jack

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-tell him his boots are cowboy boots

-tell him he looks like an old colonial man

-tell him he's a joke compared to all pirates (I know he's not)

-point out that try-corned hats are way out of fashion

-tell him his toenails are always too long

-tell him he's a bad sailor

-tell him he's a father

-hide his weapons from him

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