Ways To Get On Captain Jack Sparrows bad Side

Captain Jack

-tell him he needs a haircut

-say his hat is to big

-ask him why he has so many rings

-argue with him about how monkeys are the best animal

-tell him his ship is to small, and to slow

-tell him The Black Peal doesn't fit his personality

-say to him: "You talk funny."

-tell him he has to many flaws

-say to him he smells to much like salt and needs a shower

-sat to him: "Your eyes don't look any whiter with the black around them."

-tell him he's self-centered

-complain about his rings and tattoos