Me: *wearing all black* Do you think I should add colour to this?
Mom: *looks at me* I think it looks fine.
Me: Well, I was just saying. I feel quite bare.
Mom: *laughs* She says she is emo but feels bare in black.
Dad: I know right. She looks like she is going to a Johnny Cash concert.
Me: It better then wearing what the normal girls wear at my school. *walks to bedroom annd eavesdrops*
Mom: She has a point, they are little sluts.
Dad: Little tater thots.
Me: Umm.. *yells* No that is my saying.
