The Air Mattress Fic (Phan)

Phannnn

It was a normal Tuesday afternoon in the fall, Dan and Phil just got done eating their pet hamster. The hamster's name was juanito. It was a Mexican hamster. It tasted like tacos. "IMMA blow up dis air mattress" Dan says as he puts his mouth on the blowy thingy seductivly. "U ready for dis hot air mattress action?" Phil almost came in his pants. Not cause of Dan and the fact that he was naked, but cause of the air mattress. So hot. "Get outta my way bitch" Phil says as he throws Dan out the window and into the dumpster where he belongs. Phil then stuck his peepee into the air mattress. What he forgot was that Dan and him filled the mattress with hamsters for later consumption. The hamsters were not okie dokie with Phil and his bologna stick. The hamsters ate his bologna. And by bologna I mean his peepee. They ate his dick off. I guess he doesn't top anymore. Lol. Dan burst into the room and yelled "bitch u thought u could get rid of dis dick?" Phil was pissed off due to his lack of a penor and he screamed "Dan u filthy lil memelord" and shoved the air mattress up dan's ass. Dan started to yell "No phil that doesn't go up there, Phil no why have u forsaken me" as Phil started to blow up the air mattress in Dan's ass. Dan then exploded in every way possible. And Phil later fucked the pieces of Dan and ate more hamsters out of rage.