"Alright, but like... The teacher's really hot but really fucking stupid."
"God, don't be such a bitch."
"Ugh! Whatever! But like honestly! History really sucks."
"On the highkey... Why am I even here?"
The teacher walked in with his folder of papers. What a night! He looked almost as if he bathed in pure torture and expensive cologne to mask his inability to give two fucks. From afar, he looks sluggish, but he had hasty movements to prove otherwise.
"Alrighty. Good Morning class. I hope you all studied for your test."
The room filled with sighs and dramatic eye rolls.
"Honestly give him the fucking test, he's the only one that cares anyways."
Obviously was motioning to me. And let me just say, "Wow. Thanks you awful prick. I hope you die in a public toilet." But that's not really what they would call 'school appropriate' and I can't ruin my 'reputation' right?
"Well... It definitely shows in your grade. Been an F student for about hmm... 13 years?"
He rolled his eyes making the bitter teacher scoff.
"Nice try Mr. Yesdokimave.... dumbass."
His girlfriend glared at the teacher while passing out the tests.
"That's really unprofessional sir-"
"Says the girl that sucked his di- Honestly, try not to do it in the parking lot, the gym teacher filmed it. Definitely used it for some fapping material in the teacher's lounge and we honestly don't need that."
She opened her mouth in utter shock.
"That's fucking disgusting!"
"Didn't seem like it when you took his load missy."
Everyone in the class giggled while I sat there and stared blankly at the test. Truth is, I never study. There isn't much to study anyways. He just hands out packets and textbooks expecting us to actually learn. I always seem to get an A though. I guess watching CrashCourse at least 4 times every night has actually helped me?
"Stop it you slut!"
"Fight me whore!"
"Enough ladies! We all know you both are sluts and whores! Please just rush through the test so my life can be as awful as usual when I'm grading it. Just leave some shit blank, it's your grade; not mine."
Wow. Mr. Handsome had a fucking night! This is hilarious! It's actually YouTube gold! I wonder if he'd notice if I just...-
"Alright asswipes! Have fun and please don't kill yourselves until you get home. It's just a court case waiting to happen and I just don't wanna- You know what? Just good luck!"
He ran sluggishly back to his desk and opened up his computer to fill the room with a plethora of moans coming from the same sex.
"*cough* GAYYY!"
"Hey now shush! It was a good night for me!"
Many boys pretended to jack off while spitting out fake moans. One boy even went so far to literally spitting on his hand and shoving it in someone's pants. Oh my actual fucking god!
"Please just- please finish your goddamn tests!"
He waited until the class sighed and continued their tests. The room became abruptly quiet. That's the first.
"There's so many grammar fucking mistakes what the fuck?!"
Everyone of course said "saaaame."
"I'm a Social Studies teacher; not a prick."
He giggled and banged his head on his desk earning several chuckles from the class. One by one they all handed in their tests. Let's hope it's at least halfway done.
"I haven't even seen your tests but it all screams F-. All except for Mr. Studies All Night. I think everyone knows this kid by now considering the fact that all of you are basically savage social media robots waiting for another way to bullshit all your courses..."
"Ooh wrecked!"
Fuck I said it out loud. Glances piled up one-by-one to pin me at the back of the room. This is honestly just shit.
"Anyways... Hope you all had fun doing it just as much fun I had fun making it and later grading it. Hah! I went to college for this shit?"
"Uh sir... I'm uh done with my test."
"Makes sense. Probably got an A so I'll skip grading."
"Uh... Okay."
"Head back to your seat junior. This is gonna be a long ride."
