"What'd you get on the test?"
"Probably an A. You?"
"Ugh! Mr. Cocksucker hates me. He probably doesn't even grade it."
"Don't worry. Your ginormous boobs will get you out of it."
I had to wink! Come in it would have gone against my nature!
"You want me to flash him?"
"I mean, if you'd like."
"I'm not a cheap slut. I take Benjamins in my panties."
"You must really know how to use a pole then."
She nudged me and chuckled profusely. I know she's not a slut or a whore, we joke around because we both know that she'll probably be the most successful out of the both of us.
"Speaking of panties... here comes Monroe."
It was the nickname for the biggest slut in the school. Rumor has it that she's fucked every teacher in the school, including the gay ones, to get herself out of detention and or failing a class.
"Hey there."
She blew a kiss at me. I opened my hand and made a catching gesture, dumping her pretty little heart in the trash
"Harsh!"
Tony held my shoulder at an alarming grip and tried to push me away from the Junior.
"Nope. Nopety nope! Please go away."
"Oh honey! I'm just teasing."
"Really honey? I'm sure you'll die from sucking literally everyone off!"
"You don't?"
Caught me there you little fuck.
"I study. I actually work hard unlike some... people!"
"Psh! I take the easy way out."
She threw herself at me making me topple to the floor and cuss under my breath. A group of fuckboys gathered around and spoke their non-existing minds.
"Oooh! Get some!"
"Really man?! Her?!"
"Ugh! Finally!"
"He's been trying to leave her for months!"
"Good Luck buddy."
She rose up and chased after her current fuckbuddy.
"Kevin! No don't leave! I love you!"
"Fuck off Monroe!"
"No! Wait! Kevin!"
As she chased him through the halls, I dusted myself off from the barely cleaned floor and kept walking with my friend, Tony. A bright young lady, always helping the school out.
Tony: *kicks trashcan down without picking anything back up* *glares right at the janitor who sighed in misery*
And of course without fail, helps ALL the teachers... Lose their minds. She's overall quite the charmer.
"Wanna fuck? I'm horny."
She basically climbed on to him and started sucking on his neck... a lot like a leech.
"Ew! Get off me!"
Now that's something. Even for Kevin. The school's ULTIMATE fuckboy. He fucks ALL of them. From cheerleaders to nerds to losers. Probably even got sucked by Javier once.
"But Kevin-"
"Don't "but kevin" me! I have a girlfriend 'member?"
"Really? Monroe?"
"Aye! She still counts!"
She shook her head in disapproval while rolling her eyes and clicking her tongue.
"Didn't you say she was a skank and you wish you could've left her?"
"Eh. It's true, but she's still my girlfriend."
"Ugh!"
"It's okay T. I'm sure you'll find someone. How about your man candy?"
"He's just a friend Kevin."
"Not for long."
Tony stomped towards me and kicked another trash can over before heading to our next class together.
"God! Boys!"
"God! Girls!"
She whined in sarcastic agony and pouted like a toddler.
"The truth is... I didn't even wanna fuck Kevin."
"Uhuh."
"And I... Well-"
A brief pause clouded over us before a deeming realization hit me.
"Nooooo! You're not saying that you..."
"Mhmm!"
"Oh! In that case.... KEVIN!!!"
She cupped my mouth forcefully and widened her eyes.
"NO! Just please shut up will you?"
Her face of pure joy suddenly dropped into distress.
"I'm just kidding."
"Just- Fuck off!"
Tony bolted out of the classroom while also dragging me out with her.
"Look, he's actually a really nice guy."
"Aren't you gay?!"
She shoo'd the thought away and continued on.
"And since he is the fuckboy of the school, I tried to charm him."
"But... Aren't you gay???"
"And my parents won't let me date. But I'm willing to risk it for him."
"T-BONE!!!"
"WHAT?!"
"AREN'T YOU GAY???"
"Yes! Now for crying out loud, let me fucking talk!"
"Okay... Carry on."
She sighed and ran her hand through her fringe, forcing an "achievement smile" while doing so.
"But yeah, I've already seen his dick."
"You what?"
"HEY! Get to class!"
"Let's go T."
"I hope you choke on a dick!"
"I already did last night Ms. Nichurra. Now please head to class."
Another damn day. Another dumb damn day.
