Ruby: Alright, look at me in the eyes and listen to me very closely.
How.... how do you do it?! HOW DID YOU ATTRACT HER SO EASILY?!
She loved the first time she laid her eyes on you!
How?!
Well dont just sit there ANSWER ME
Zwei: ..... arf!
Ruby: *sighs* gawd demmit...
*slouches and looks down*
Why am I asking a dog on how to attract Weiss......
Uuuuuueeeeeeehhhhh
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RWBY CRACKS AND ONESHOTS (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionThis is just a random book for RWBY lovers, Crack, puns, inside jokes, ships, one shots And other stuff! Warning: Strong Language and sexual references if you dont like, dont read. Its that simple Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY it is owned by Rooste...