Saving Grace (on hiatus)

Ch 10: Porn

Leviathan POV

She was looking at me strangely, "the fuck you looking at?"

Brushing the grass off her skirt she stood, "how did you get thrown out of heaven?"

I rolled my eyes at her "Have you ever read the bible? I'm a prick remember?"

She hummed, "I read the bible, I know what it says but I honestly never believed in god."

A grin slowly crept up my face as I glanced up at the sky, "HEAR THAT DAD YOUR FICTION!"

I started to cackle as she just stared at me, "i don't believe in you either."

I stopped, "Bitch what I'm standing right here."

"And why would that make you the devil."

"Because I'm to pretty to be a lesser demon. I must be an angel."

"That is faulty logic based on the idea that you are actually attractive."

"did you just call me a butterface?"

She looked at me strangely, "who said it was just your face?"

"Did you just call me fat? the only thing about me thats fat is my di-"

"OKAY! no more penis talk!"

"Why not? there is a lot to talk about when it comes to mine."

She groaned.

"Ugh even your groan is un-sexy. now thats almost as sad as your cup size, almost."

"Oh shut up about my chest already!"

A baseball is bigger than her boobs, maybe both boobs combined, I can't tell with the ugly crap she wears,  how can I not talk about it?

Its sad. 

I mean when a woman is given an ass that can stop traffic they should have the twins to match. 

and she shouldn't dress like an old lady. 

Thats a shame to men with a thing for ass and hips everywhere.

"Do you like get discount on bras for being a member of the itty bitty titty committee or?..."

she practically screamed, "I'm an A cup it is not the end of the world!"

"No. I'm the end of the world as you know it dun dun duuuuun! seeing as I'm going to kill you and all."

She completely froze, "You tried to kill me!"

"Uh no I did kill you, you were just a stubborn bitch and decided to come back to life. Don't do that again you bad sinner you."

She took off her shoe and threw it at me, "YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING!"

"Who are you yelling at? the only human here is you."

she threw her other shoe. 

"Temper temper little sinner."

"You tried to kill me!"

"So? I kill lots of things, I was doing you a favor."

"BY KILLING ME?!"

I nodded, "yeah. Your life is boring as shit. why would you want to get less sexy, and fat, just to have a crappy life?"

"BECAUSE ITS MY LIFE!"

fuck she is annoying.

I picked up a rock, "Alright lets try this again."