This story is pretty stupid. There once was a Wild Wared. He was very funny. He was friends with a Carin Darin. He liked to Adventure. Why you might ask? Because he's a Wared. Yeah. Wared has his trusty Wared Gun. When he shoots it, you'll get Waredgitus. It's a deadly disease that will make you turn into a tweaker, just like Wared himself. Wared also has his own brand of shoes. They're called, Wared Jordan's. They cost so much money, you wouldn't even believe it. Wared has his own market brand called, Wared For Life. It focuses on how Wared is the best and how him and a Wild Jessica Orton will be married together. Wared one day was walking on the road of getting crunk when all of a sudden a Gustin Jilmore came across his path! "SUCK MY CHICKEN!!" Wared said, tweaked out. Gustin then ate him. Oops.
