Oessica thought Wared was dead. He exploded yet his body was still in tact. Oessica cried into Wared's Chicken. Then, when everybody thought that Wared was dead... HE WASN'T!!!! "I'm not dead because I'm Wared. Only I can kill me." Oessica then hugged the crap out of him. Even though... You know... Whatever. Wared was happy but he didn't show it. He just looked tweaked. But then he realized that his tweakin' saved his life. "HOLY WARED JORDAN'S!" Wared said. "What?" Oessica said, sucking his chicken. "Tweaking really DOES save my life!" Wared shouted in happiness. Oessica then was rode into the sunset by Wared and they french kissed. Yet a wild Holdyn was watching them the entire time. "OH REALLY!! BEEEEELLLLLLAAAAAHHH!!!" Wild Holdyn said.
