Wared was chickenless for a long time. He felt so lonely without it. Every now and then he'd go and pour chocolate milk on Dawson and he'd explode. He'd kiss Jessica and rarely ride her into the sunset. Then he had an idea. He'd get his chicken back! He knew where the wild Brooklyn's habitat was since he was related to her. Cousin's. It didn't explain why she ate his chicken. But Wared was willing to get his chicken back and have his manhood! He decided to put on his best disguise. A cardboard box! Then all of a sudden a wild Nik came over and said, "Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid?" Wared couldn't say, "SUCK MY CHICKEN!!" because he doesn't have one yet. He just walked around him. Then he was finally at her house. He was super stealthy! He broke through the window. Then he was in! He crept up to Brooklyn and went in her mouth! He went down to her stomach and found his chicken!!! He put it back on and waited ten hours. Once he came out, Jessica french kissed him and Wared rode her into the sunset yet again. Until they went back to the T.V.
