Here is a very interesting way to get suspended.
Bring your pet to school.
Not for show and tell though. Just put it in your jacket and you in!
But you wanna be careful about it you don't wanna make it obvious at first. After all this is 40 Ways To Get Suspended not 40 Ways To not.
Something small like a bunny or a mouse. So on and so fourth.
'Jimmy.' Says the teacher.
'Yes Ms.Teacher Lady.'
'Go out in the hallway.'
'Suck this!'* throws mouse on teachers face and stands there and laughs at the awful teacher.*
And there ya go! xD Awesome number 13!

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40 Ways To Get Suspended
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