40 Ways To Get Suspended

Sticky Glue and Screaming Girls - 1

I zoned out as Mr. H was going on about pronouns. I looked around my class room, and everyone was zoned out. Today seemed pretty quite.

'Achoo!' and everyone started laughing. I rolled my eyes. That was the fakest sneeze ever.

I looked over at Dillon and he was pretending it wasn't him. He is the class clown. He is always disrupting the class. But I gotta say, he is just naturally retarded.

I raised my hand and asked to get a drink of water. Because the bell was about to ring so I just took my stuff and left.

-----Next Day-----

I sighed as I walked into homeroom the next morning. Today people seemed kinda giggley. That is so not normal, if anything people are falling out of their seats laughing.

'What happened?' I whispered to my friend Morgan.

'Dillon got suspended and people are sill laughing about it.' she whispered back giggling.

'Where was I? What did he do?'

'Okay, when you left to go get a drink he put glue in girls hair and they flipped out! Like Kaylee screamed and ran out of the room and Marissa punched him.'

I gasped and laughed. What a stupid way to get a suspended! I can just imagine it. Him leaning over and squirting glue at a girl.

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This is a true story. Sadly I wasn't there. The girls were okay though. Dillon came back 10 days later. The day he came back he got another detention. Ha ha. But that one will come up another time....

SO, what do you think? It's not edited so bare with me. It is also short, only because I wasn't there to get the details. Promise the next ones will be longer!

xx-Kat