Scout: Who are those people in our house?
David: Guests
Scout: Are you going to introduce me?
David: No
Scout: Not to all of them, just to the guy in the blue jeans
David: No
Scout: JEEZ! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO MEET THE WHOLE GUY! JUST HIS LEFT LEG
(The dogs part is underlined)
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Conversation With My Dog
HumorRuff (Notice: None of these conversations are real. These are not to specific people. If I use your name and your dogs name in the same one its just a coincidence.)