Basit: Who's MORE important: ME or your girlfriend?
Shawn: Girlfriend
Basit: YOU BUTTHOLE! The rule is PETS BEFORE SEX
Shawn: That's a rule you just made up
Basit: No. THE LEADER DOG made that rule
Shawn: If YOU had a girlfriend, would you put ME first?
Basit: Of COURSE
Basit: OWNER BEFORE BONER
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Conversation With My Dog
HumorRuff (Notice: None of these conversations are real. These are not to specific people. If I use your name and your dogs name in the same one its just a coincidence.)