It ends up that your dad is already home. When you see his Ferrari in you driveway, you know that he didn't work the extra shift today, even though his next goal is to go "Eco" and buy your mom the top class Tesla. You get extremely scared as you walk through the door, expecting him to be burning up you mint copy of Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson And The Olympians: special edition, but instead, he's at the table looking all clueless like he always is and reading a newspaper. "What happened?" He asks. As always, your mom beats you to it. First, your mom sends you to your room, not allowing you to bring any books, then, she has a 2 hour conversation with your dad (mainly about your failure today). Then, you dad gets SO mad, he starts a fire to burn up your Percy Jackson novels, but since he's that clumsy idiot he always is, he burns the house for the 10th time. (Non-exaggerated, all ten times were attempts to burn your books or your mom's flowers.) since your existing fire extinguisher is out of date and your new one is coming tomorrow, the fire starts spreading. The first thing you do is gather your 600 pound book collection(somehow), your mom gathers her flowers and calls 911 without dropping anything, AND... Your dad burns his leg trying to gather his loose leaf mint condition 100 dollar bills. Finally, you hear sirens, and you runs outside in relief with all your books still in mint condition.
I made up the Percy Jackson special edition, and Percy Jackson belongs to Rick Riordan. Ferrari and Tesla belong to their rightful owners. Thx! XD
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The Typical Life of a Bookworm (UPDATED)
De TodoThis is how bookworms feel during the day (DUH). If you're a bookworm and this is not generally how you feel during the day, well, SORRY! By the way, this is NOT about me. This is a fictional character i made up. Also, I don't own any book or compan...
