Half way through the bus trip to the store, Niall had to pee. The ordinary tour bus that One Direction would travel on actually had a toilet, but since this one was their secondary, the toilet was extremely non-existent. Bouncing up nd down on the spot, Niall whined loudly to a rapidly becoming agitated Paul.
'Are we there yet?' Niall whimpered, crossing his legs.
'No.' Paul said.
'How about now?'
'No..'
'Now?'
'No!' Paul clutched the steering wheel so tightly his knuckles were turning white.
Niall groaned loudly.
'Can't you just pee in a bottle?' I asked, arms crossing tightly. 'Your whining is pissing me off.'
'We don't have any bottles.' Harry said gloomily.
He was sitting on the couch of the bus, Louis' head resting in his lap whilst he was running his hands through Louis' light brown hair.
'Why not?'
'Because we don't have any need for them.' Liam said.
'What kind of a band is this?' I cried, flinging up my hands in exasperation.
'A good one.' Zayn grinned cheekily.
'Whatever sinks your Titanic mate.' I said.
'Isn't that suppose to be whatever floats your boat?' Harry questioned.
'No. Whatever sinks your Titanic.'
'No it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
No, it isn't.'
'I think you'll find it is.' He was so going to loose this.
'No, it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
'No, it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
'No, it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
'No, it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
'No, it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
'No, it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
'No, it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
'No, it isn't.'
'Yes it is.'
'SHUT UP!' Bellowed Paul from the front of the bus.
Giving Harry the death stare of all time, I flicked my hair behind my shoulders and pouted. After about five minutes of silence, Niall spoke again.
'I really have to pee guys.' He whispered.
'Hold it Niall.' Warned Liam.
'But I can't!' Niall wailed.
'You're acting like a child Niall, now sit down and hold it. Paul, how much longer?' Liam asked.
'About twenty minutes, if there are no road blocks along the way.' Paul said.
'Ok, I really can't hold it that long.' Niall said.
'Well, why not just piss ou the window?' I suggested.
The boys turned to stare at me, horrified. Even Sirius looked slightly shocked.
'Just a suggestion.' I muttered.
Silence once again settled over the bus. I turned my head to look at the passing building, and noticed the sun was going down.
'Guys, the sun's setting.' I warned.
'We'll have to pull over soon, I don't want to drive in the dark past all these broken down cars.' Paul muttered.
'Some of us at least should get some sleep.' I suggested.
'Good idea.' Liam agreed.
'We only need two of us awake, the driver and someone to watch over Louis.' Liam pointed out.
'Paul and I.' I said. 'You guys should rest. You look exhausted.'
To be honest, I felt almost as tired at they looked. Liam had huge purple circles under his eyes, Harry was yawning and Niall was hopping from foot to foot like a madman. Zayn, on the other hand, looked fine.
'I'll sleep. Gladly.' Scarlet admitted.
'Lily, you can't stay up. You'll pass out. I'll stay.' Liam firmly decided.
'Um, no.' I refused. 'No way. You guys sleep.'
'No.'
'Just do it Liam.' Zayn said quietly. 'I'll sleep too. Niall, you coming?'
'If I move, I'll piss all over the floor.' He said, unabashed.
Groaning, Liam hauled himself to his feet. 'Why don't we all sleep? Paul's awake, so we should rest while we can.'
'I like that plan.' Scarlet added.
'Fine. Everyone to bed.' I ordered.
'Oi, I'm suppose to say that.' Liam said.
'Go for it.' I offered.
'No point now.' He muttered.
Scarlet was the first to make her way into the compartment of the bus holding the bunk beds, closely followed by Sirius who gave me a soft bark before following. Liam was next, giving me a look before entering and climbing up to the top bunk. Niall wouldn't budge though.
'Just piss out the window!' I growled.
' I can't, I don't want to freeze my balls off.' He hissed.
'I'm sure Paul will wake you when we et there so you can pee, just hobble along.' I urged.
'What about you?' He queried.
'I'll sleep, I promise.'
'Ok.' He said. 'But I still need to pee realy, really badly.' he added, before hobbling to the bunk beds and falling on the one above Scarlet.
How could I forget.
'Harry. You?' I said quietly.
'I'll stay here.' He mumbled. He was still sitting with lou's head resting in his lap.
'Are you sure?' Zayn's voice said from behind me. 'It'll be more comfortable on a bed.'
'I'm not leaving Louis.' he snapped.
Backing off, I nearly tripped into Zayn.
'Whoops, sorry.' I muttered. Just as I was about to push past him, he gave me a smile.
'It's alright Lily-Anne. Watch who you fall for next time.' He laughed softly at his own joke.
'Shut it, cheeseball.' I flounced off into bed, pretending to be offended, but in truth I was really laughing inside.
Zayn really was a cheeseball.
A/N:
You can comment, ya know. It's like when you write to tell me how I've been doing and stuff? Yeah. ok. This was a bit of a filler chapter..Well, hope you enjoyed it anywho xx
