Three years. Three years since I've put my incredibly infuriating and annoying skills to the test. Here's a collection of logs I have from 2013-2016.
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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: hello
You: I've been inside your bedroom
Stranger: cool
You: i've murdered half the tot people be like that in real life
You: Carnivorous and luswn and left you love notes on there headstones
Stranger: thats so romantic in a sick twisted way
You: i'll fill the graveyards until i have you
Stranger: awww why canting to track you down among the pines, i want you stuffed in my mouth, hod you down and tear you open, live inside you. Oh love, i'd never hurt you
You: *hold
Stranger: sounds very appealing.. u have as sick & twisted of a mind as i do
You: but...I'll grind against your bones until our marrows mix and eat you, oh the horror of our love >:}
Stranger: awww ur so sweet
You: i am arent i
Stranger: u literally brought joyful tears to my eyes
You: aw dear you made me hungry for your blood :')
Stranger: awww my little mini hannibal-the-cannibal
You: awh luff you
You have disconnected.
We were meant to be :')
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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: you
You: sup nigga
Stranger: 25 f you?
You: 9 yr old llama
You: "spits"
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: you got a problem with that bitch
You: huh huh huh
Stranger: im in the mood, eta talk about something fun
You: whore alert
Stanger: dont insult me baby
You: my llama sense's are tingling
You: and they;'re saying you're a slut
Stranger: i have skyp'e add me if u want ok?
You: llamas don't use skype
You: you silly girl
Stranger: i have skype
You: we use oovoo
You: stupid child
Stranger: k my name is EdenGay63, u can add me but be gentle k?
You: your gay
You: i knew it
You: and isnt eden a guys name
You: ooooooooooooh
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