You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ASL
You: Hello :) 10 F UK xx
Stranger: so Young
You: whats your asl?
Stranger: Little girl
Stranger: m
Stranger: 21
You: Don't call me little girl >:-/
You: Oh wow
Stranger: but u really are
You: Your a little boy .___. you really are..
Stranger: if i geton bed with
Stranger: u
You: Huh?
Stranger: i Will commit a crime
You: ......a crime of what>
You: >.<
You: for talking to a girl? >.>
You: Thats messed up
Stranger: fuck Little girl
You: .....
Stranger: am i right
You: Language...please...
Stranger: sorry
You: .__. its okay
Stranger: i talk with u by tellephone
You: This is Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Predator: NBC Dateline'.
You: We have currently traced your IP address, and will arrive shortly.
You: This is not a joke, please remain seated.
Stranger: wah?
You: You are under arrest.
Stranger: are u play me?
Stranger: so what u want
You: This is no joke, sir. We have been on the site long enough to know what was going to happen.
Stranger: fire me?
You: You are going to jail.
Stranger: hoh
You: Yes.
Stranger: where me
Stranger: firstly,can u find me
You: YOU JUST GOT TROLLLLEEDD BRATHA! GO TO HELL BEFORE TRYING TO PICK UP LITTLE GIRLS!
You have disconnected.
now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hdy
You: Hello :) xx 10 F UK xx
Stranger: Are u sexy ;)
You: You bet I am.
Stranger: Got lik
Stranger: Im 12
You: Oh damn it, I made a mistake i mean I am 80 not 10..
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: What is funny, little girl.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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