There is no way in hell I’m going up there…But your body, denying your thoughts, begins to head up to the old box with the almost-naked stranger close behind.
“How you get that up there in the first place?” you ask looking down from the ladder. He doesn’t answer, all he does is looks away smirking when you look at him. You just roll your eyes and continue on.
When the two of you reach the top he runs over to the big blue phone box and hugs it. You can’t help but giggle at a man hugging a phone box in his underpants. He notices you laughing at him and he begins to smile at you and opens the door on the box, “Would you like to come in?” Your laugh stops as you can literally feel your face turn pink…Why would he ask such a thing? He wants me to go into a tiny little call box with his….WHILE he’s not wearing pants…or a shirt…and just his underwear….
“Don’t you think I’d be a bit cramped?” you ask timidly. His face changes…again with the smirk…He takes a step inside and grabs your hand, “don’t worry Lauren…It’s bigger on the inside.” He pulls you in and reveals a large abstract interior.
“Woah….What the hell? What is this?” you say in awe. “This is my TARDIS….” He places is hand on a knob and leans into a love-struck look, “sexy ole thing in’t it?” You feel yourself smile…aha TARDIS….odd name…..perfect though for an odd crazy undies man…
Your about to say something to him but….him…I don’t even know his name…”Oi, Mister if you may, I haven’t quite caught your name…”
He looks at you solemnly and says, “I, well, I and The Doctor.” You give a confused glance, “Doctor who? What’s your NAME?”
He laughs and says, “THAT is who I am I AM the DOCTOR” “The Doctor…”you repeat. He nods and laughs and you begin to laugh too. His laugh sharply ended and his cheeks turned bright red as he looks down as his body. His head snaps back up looking your way as he awkwardly uses his hand to cover his unclothed body as he runs to a different section of the TARDIS, “Sorry, let me get clothed!!!”
You stand there chuckling to yourself….the Doctor and his TARDIS….hhmmmm…
