Introduction to the better stuff
The human race. Everyone does things we take for granted, but then looks back and asks, what the helicopter was I thinking? It's amazing to think there is even still hope for the human race, as we seem to be making stupid and stupider decisions atleast once a day, eight days a week.
Few people acknowledge our dying intellect and yet those people seem to be the least and/or the most successful in life. Us other people are only semi-successful, so to move up (or down for that matter) on the totem pole, we must therefore understand why we are all idiots.
The average human sees themself as the smartest person they could possibly know. They are always right while everyone else around them is completely wrong. This is especially true in females. If a girl is right, she is, therefore, right. If a girl is wrong she is... (gasp) right. If the rest of the room is right the girl is right but if the room is wrong, she is still right. Face it gentlemen, girls do not simply accept defeat. Men however, do not argue for the feeling of being right. They argue for a sense of own personal integrity. If there is an audience, this arguing can grow worse, for what true man gives up in front of people who could not possibly allow him to live it down? So men argue. Eventually, they will give up, or come to a happy medium, because they actually don't see the purpose in fighting. If two girls fight, it is the start of World War III. If it a male and a female, the girl WILL win.
If only people would admit to themselves that they are stupid and just move on...
Sadly, this stupidity and helplessness is contagious. The wolf, when put in a maze, will find its way through the maze. A domestic dog, such as a lab or a corgi, when put in a maze, will look towards the human for help. Proved theory, dependence is passed on.
But, is the homosapien truly dying of idiocy? Let's see. If you looked back at that sentence wondering which dinosaur had the scentific name "homosapien", you might want to reconsider that question. Look it up in a dictionary, it will all come together, I promise.
Sadly, there are many reasons you've probably never thought about as to why the humans are hopeless beings. Many. Hundreds. Thousands. Exagerration? It's not. Not to scare you, but we are doomed.
D to the O to the M to the D.
But, with knowledge on the subject there IS a sliver of hope. Maybe not for all humans, but atleast for this generation. By considering the facts, you could save yourself from this horrible fate. You could then spread the knowledge to others to give them hope as well. We will not die of the apocalypse. We will die off from pure insanity and you could be one of the few survivors whose only reponsibility would be to do as bunnies do and save the race. However, think on this: In a room full of cray people, you could be the one who's crazy. Whaddaya gotta say on that logic??
Nothing. Cuz youre crazy.
There is no such thing as "normal." Someone whispers to themselves in the hallway and they are then labeled as not normal. But think on it, there is something that YOU do that isnt normal. No one does the same thing as everyone. No one. Even the way that you breath is different from the person sitting next to you. If there is no one next to you, then you are probably only reading this because you are a loner. You have probably be labeled as the weird kid. However, if you find an unnormalcy in your labelers, you will then be the new superior. Although this may not help with your friend problem, and people tell you its not ok to bully, even if its just returning the favor, it will be what they very well deserve to know. Why? Because this too, counts as spreading the word. By pointing out that someone is weird, you will help them gain the insane sanity they need to survive along with you. If you just hate them that much though, id advise not saying anything. Just remember this: It takes a jerk to know a jerk.
So, how do you avoid being stupid? You don't. You embrace it. Captain Jack Sparrow once said, "You never know when you are going to do something really, really, stupid." Then he goes off and does something stupid but it ends up saving the day. Think about it, you could be a hero. No, to be a survivor, you CAN NOT give up your idiocy, just give up the things that compose a common idiot. How do you know what those things are? People live those things everyday.
Be smart, use your noggin. Just dont be stupid while being not stupid, and youll do just fine.
And dont allow your peers to confuse you. Because if you are confused then you are being stupid when really you are being smart by trying to figure it out which makes you not stupid but if you cant figure it out than you probably are stupid unless the person confusing you is stupid and doesnt know what they are talking about, or maybe they are just so smart its stupid. Dont be that guy. Nobody likes that guy. If you surround yourself with people of lower IQ's, then you should be fine.
So, what kinds of things should I avoid? What kinds of things do I do withot realizing my own dying intellect?
There are many, so I shall only provide a few examples. Think on it in your spare time as well, what have I not told you? Thinking is the smart thing to do, and according to Ashton Kutcher, smart is the new sexy.
