Things that happen.

Well, uh, don't mind me

Samuel stepped into his dormitory room and turned on the lights. He let out a soft sigh...

[Ah, what a wonderful day!] thought Samuel, [I got to meet a sexy young girl and enjoy a nice jog. Guess I'll go study now.]

Samuel walked into the bedroom and got changed.

Then he walked to the door and picked up his bag where he left it and pulled out his books.

Then he sat down and started studying. The books covered the use of swords, and techniques worth studying. The curriculum was designed so that students may know of a particular skill, but left it up to them to study it further or practice it.

So as Samuel studied, hours had passed by...

"Uh? What's the time? I'm hungry," mumbled Samuel.

[Wait, did I fall asleep?] Thought Samuel. [NO!!! I forgot to make dinner. Damn, now I'll be hungry tonight... dammit.]

So Samuel stepped out of the bedroom and froze.

What was it? Samuel sniffed the air around him... it was the smell of rice and curry.

Samuel ran towards the dining area and there on the table sat a bowl of rice, steak, soup, bread and curry.

[Who made this?] thought Samuel as he sat down and ate. [Well, it doesn't matter anyways... mmm... oh this... this... is... deli...cious... I am so lucky!]

After the meal Samuel walked to the bedroom and got his towel. It was time for a bath...

Strangely, when he got to the bathroom, the lights were on!

[Well, I must've forgotten to turn them off earlier. Man, that sucks... at this rate I might have to pay for the extra electricity bills.] thought Sam.

With a sigh, he slid the door open... wow, the bathroom was filled with a thick layer of steam!

As Samuel stumbled, he slipped and fell into the bathtub, face first. But as he moved his hand to cushion the fall, he grabbed onto something... one in each hand.

[Eh? Well, it must be my rubber duckies... wait a minute.] thought Sam.

He squeezed both of his hands, the two unidentified bathtub objects bounced back. They felt soft, bouncy and quite juicy... WHAT!!!!!

"YAH!!!!!!" A voice squealed out.

Samuel looked at his hands and looked back up and down. He was groping a woman's breasts and looking up he saw a blushing face and an expression of a girl that may well appear in an indecent adult magazine. However, the face was a familiar one...

Goodness, it was his sister!...

Nope. Don't be stupid.

[Why is Cornelia over here?] was the only thing that a shocked, confused and surprised Samuel could suddenly think of, before he had half his sleeping nightlight {Author's note: My play on living daylights} slapped out of him.

"Wait, stop!" Samuel tried to say... but the relentless assault from an adrenaline fuelled woman who just had her melons squeezed continued. <it's censorship on the author's part>

Samuel had no choice. He clapped his hands together and the mist from the warm water cleared and the attacks stopped.

"What? Sam? Why are you here? Why are you..." Asked Cornelia.

"AHHHH!!!!!" Squealed Cornelia. "What is..." replied Sam as he looked downwards. He had forgotten that they were both naked and that using magic, he had frozen the attacker's movements and removed the barrier of fog between them...

Thinking quickly, Samuel moved forward and hugged the surprised girl. The bathroom became quiet... long enough to become uncomfortable.

"Please. Don't move," said Samuel. Cornelia nodded and meekly replied, "uh-huh."

With a twitch of his fingers, Cornelia's body became relaxed and she was able to move freely... then she burst into tears.

"I'm so sorry. It's ok now, Cornelia." Said Samuel calmly. "No! It's not okay, you saw me naked!" replied Cornelia. "Well, are you forgetting that you saw me as well?"

Cornelia froze. "But you touched my breasts."

Samuel answered calmly, "Well, I'm sorry I have nothing for you to grab."

Silence wore on and Samuel finally let out a sigh... "Hey Cornelia, can you wash my back for me?" A little taken aback, she nodded, and surprisingly asked in reply, "but in return will you wash mine?"

"Of course."

Finally the two stepped out of the bath together. Cornelia had a heck of a blush and Samuel was breathing heavily with what seemed like steam coming out of his ears.

"Well, we meet again," said Samuel.