My Handwriting Isn't Pretty (Please Don't Be Disappointed) [BOYxBOY]

SeungMAN the manly man. (and, no, i do not mean seungcheol)

seungkwan is a man. just your average man, like you or me... well... maybe not both of us... ANYWHO-
seungman is old enough to do the dirty. and do the dirty he do wanna do indeed.
it's not as though he's been limiting himself.. not waiting for his eggs to boil perfectly. he aint about that egg timer life. he's probably masturbated more times with a runny egg than he ever will now that the egg timer went off and let him know it wouldn't be quite so messy this time.
not that he masturbated with an egg, but just comparing his young age to a runny egg and- yeah, whatever, you get me. let's roll on.

he's not a hard boiled kinda guy.
i suppose you could say, when things get HARD... he likes to remedy the situation as quickly as possible in order to *ahem* un-harden.. them.

yes.

furthermore, on his coming of age birthday (which is different for each country just imagine the one that suits you, darlings, (but really im just too lazy to choose his age)) *ahem* he was suddenly hit with the notion of having full reign over his own sexual life. he could physically sign up for a porn subscription without a fake identity- i mean, not that that was what he was doing before.. or.. anything...

moving along.

seungMAN was hit full fledged in the face with this new power of age he held. but this suddenly made the prize given so much less appealling. seungman didnt enjoy the prospect of paying an entire dollar to access unlimited porn with no ads for a month as much as runny egg seungkwan did- i mean did NOT because he was a pure child.

stop looking at me like that, i'm not lying.

not to say seungkwan was now immune to his raging hormones all of a sudden. good heavens, no. more like he needed something a lot more real, physical and personal and maybe have it happen to his particular body while he took part in it with somebody else and their real, physical body.

seungkwan kinda maybe felt like he should have sex instead of just watch it. i mean, he's had that option legally for longer than he's been a legal adult- age of sexual consent happened a while ago for him. but until now. until porn wasn't illegal for people his age. hes felt sated in his rule breaking endeavours just to be risky online and get off to whatevers available that isnt completely boring. just to download a few viruses and forget to use incognito tabs was enough of the high life for him to feel like a real part of the communith of people who were mature enough for sexy times.

and he didnt refer to it as sexy times either, dont to spreading rumours, seungkwan is a cool kid.

and that cool kid.. now adult.. was going to get himself some sexy t- i mean, some sexual intercourse. the problem is that this is boo seungkwan we're talking about. he's majestic as fuck, don't get me wrong. he could probably sass anyones pants off and if their clothing is gone whos to say some specialised horizontal partner dancing couldnt ensue?
no, see, thats never the problem. the problem is that boo seungkwan is very much living in a dorm with 12 other people. you're probably thinking 'great! thats plenty to choose from! surely one of those people can take his virginity'
well, my darling, you... you raise a very valid point, actually.. bUT REGARDLESS! the problem, as i was saying before, is that that means there is no privacy. seungkwan aint no exhibitionist. and hes a bit of a- dare i say- romantic.
maybe not to the extent that he gives many fucks about continuing a relationship with whoever he ends up fucking around with but, like, he kinda doesnt want an audience to the fucking around part. and even with one or two other people in the same home there is next to no escape from any fucking around going by unnoticed.

in this situation, seungkwan does not wish to be noticed by senpai- or kohai, definitely not kohai.

seungkwan wants sex with one person in a private place. ideally it would be on a bed or at least a couch but in the 20 minutes of adulthood he's had to think about it so far he's learning to negotiate with himself other possible surfaces.

'but hold up a darn minute, boo, shouldn't you discuss this with your sexual partner?'

yeah, he totally should. if he had one, im sure he would. but, alas, the final problem. boo seungkwan is a singular pringle with negative time to go and meet new people for at least the next 30 trillion diva years *roughly 30 days on the gregorian calendar
seventeen will have schedules, keeping them busy and only cooped up with one another and perhaps a few directors and producers from various entertainment fields. so, for the next 30 trillion diva years he would be too busy to even consider fulfilling this change of heart he's suddenly become so sure of. he's definitely fantasised about doing the do before, how else would he successfully masterbate?

but never before has he been so sure that he's ready for it to happen.

so, now that you've been put into perspective, dear reader, let's get seungkwan into some action. though, not the kind he's aiming for... for now.