SAO Fan Fiction (WIP)

[III] Before Japan

   I don't want to talk about her anymore! Dammit! Why is she so important? Does anything from before SAO matter anymore?

   I get it. But, I don't care. Not everything from before is relavent. There are times from my past that are just mundane. Do you want to hear about those? I can regale you with tales of depression, suicide, teenage angst, and oh so much more!

   Seriously? You want more? Oh! I got much more where that came from! How about before I met the solitary greatest person to uplift my "life".

   "AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!! What the hell is wrong with this damn knife? Fuck it... I guess I'll play online." Don't ask. I won't explain what I was trying to do. I did turn on my computer to be instantly greeted by 'Neko-mail'.

   "Heh... she can't even clear this basic dungeon?" Despite what I may have implied; I did have friends before Japan, and SAO. I befriended a gamer girl in Japan that was obsessed with cats. I thought it was a cute/quirky Japanese thing.

   "Give me a minute to log on and I'll help you." Even before I met her she always brought a smile go my face. She really made me happy.

   "Yahalo! Your white Knight is here to save the day." I couldn't be any more corny.

   "Yahalo! Where is your usual black Ranger gear?"

   "I opted for this white armor just so I could be your knight. Do you like it?"

   "No I do not. You looked cuter in your usual gear. I do not need a knight. I need you."

   "..."

   "Halo? I am sorry. I did not mean to be so forward. I only meant that I need you, and not another person's help. You are very good at this game and..." I couldn't hear her much after that. I had muted my microphone so she wouldn't hear my Motherfucker and Ma fightin... They got loud enough I couldn't even hear her in my heaphones.

   "SRRY GTG TTYL?" She knew what short hand typing meant. I was going AFK because I had to run to my Ma's room to intervene.

   "Dammit 'fucker! Leave her alone!" I'm not a big guy, but I was strong enough to shove him back from my Ma.

   "Don't! Just go back to your room hunny!"

   "NO! Kid wants to be a man again? I'll knock his punkass back down to size!"

   It was like that everyday. Simply mundane right? Is that enough of a life story? Are you finally ready to hear about SAO?