Tim the doodle with the noodle

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Tim was confused.
But mostly scared. I mean curious.
He was standing in front of a tall, wiggling, alive piece of noodle.
Standing on front of him. Wiggling.
"Hey" it said, giving a large wiggle towards the confused Tim.

"Wanna...wanna wiggle with me?" The noodle said, whispering gently into the non-existing ears of Tim.
The confused Tim said,
"Tim want to wiggle. Tim wiggles with the wiggles."

Than, graceful as a drunk swan, they began to wiggle, together, and wiggled, and they wiggled until they wiggled.
"Tim, you look like a turtle." Says the noodle, to which the Tim replied,
"What. I no English."
Than, the noodle got ate by the now hungry Tim.

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What the heck am I doing with this book.

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