Dude: hey I got something for u
Me: and wit da fuck is daht
Dude: dees nuts !! Fell for it!
Me: how could I fall for it if u have no damn balls to come 10 inches near me
Dude: ( was 5 yards away from meh and comes 2 yards closer) I have balls...
Me: BISH that's a force
Dude : yeah that's why I'm 3 yards away from u, I can feel the disturbance in the force...
Me: BISH u gonna feel the force of my foot up ur ass if u don't shut the fuck up...
Dude: (slowly walks then runs away like a little BISH)
