Woman: oh I will never leave ur side ! I love u!
Man: I love u too, I will do anything for u!
(2 minutes later)
Woman: can u wash these dishes ?
Man: FUCK NO!
( random shit starts flying at eachother and beat the fucking life out of eachother and the bitch grabs a potato)
Man: what?
Woman : I'm gonna throw this at u and hope fully it will be " a potato with a dick flew around my room before u came into..."
Man: u on drugs?
Woman: throws potato at mans balls and then trips over mid fucking air... Maybe she shouldn't have worn those 30 inch fucking heels!)
Dah end
