Reader:*is stalking soul and maka with Ollie* MAKE COUPLE NOW
Ollie:we can't rush them poppet!
Reader:I'll do whatever the fu- I mean heck I want *winks*but...*runs up and grabs soul,maka,tsubaki'liz,patty,kid, and dick face*
Oliver:WAIT
READER:LETS PLAY SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN
Kid:what's that...
Reader:*steals hat cuz why the fuck nawt* SHUDDUP AND PUT SOMETHING IN EVERYBODY...EXCEPT FOR YOU DICK FACE...OKAY MAYBE
everyone:*puts something in*
Reader:k ima mix it *turns around and takes all out except maka and souls*SOUL FIRST
Soul:okay...*grabs tie* ima say this is maka's
Reader:*pushes them in* ALRIGHT YOU TWO BETTER BANG
~le time skip to 5min later~
Maka:SOUL I SWEAR TO GOD UF YOU GOT ME PREGNANT
reader: God damn that escalated quickly
Oliver:swear jar
