Confessions, useless stuff, useless stuff again, etc.

THEY JUST

AAAAAHHHHHH THEY FINALLY DROPPED IT OMO OMO OMO I'M COMPLETELY FINE CAN'T YOU SEE? AHH AHH AHH AHHHHHH!!!!!! I JUST CAN'T BREATHE ANYMORE!!! WHO CARES ABOUT LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE THEM?! SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR AND SAVE ME IF ITS POSSIBLE