⚽⭐Yolanda⭐⚽

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Yolanda and I met when I went to Adriela's house. We were playing soccer in her backyard, and I kicked the ball into her window. Adriela and I ran away. The window wasn't broken or anything, just scared us.

Yolanda is very shy. When we say hi, she gets all nervous. She waves frantically back and laughs nervously.

Once, in P.E in seventh grade, I slapped her ass.

R.I.P Rosanna Nugent 2016.

She chased me around the entire gym and once she got me in a corner she kICKED THE SHIT OUT OF MY SHIN!!!!! So note, don't fuck with Yolanda.

Yolanda is also one of those people you ship with their classmates, even of they don't know each other. There's even a book on Wattpad about it! XD

Yolanda is secretly a dirty person. /_(°∆°)_\

Yolanda likes Lionel Messi.

I call Yolanda Santa and she calls me Rudolf.

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