Ummmm Chicken

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I was laying on my bed watching Pretty Little Liars with a bag of chips and a bottle of soda. Then i smelled a beatiful smelly smell that came from the kitchen.
"MOM YOU MAKING FOOD!"
"NAH I ORDERED IT.WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF THE BED AND COME EAT!" i dragged myself off the bed. I ran to the kitchen and there i saw it. On the table, a whole bucket of Kuntucky Fried Chicken. A bit of drool escaped my lips. My mom rolled her eyes at me.
"The only thing that can get you off that bed is food."
" of course. Food is love, FOOD IS LIFE."
And i ate the entire bucket.
"I knew you were going to eat the whole thing, fat ass. Good thing i got two buckets. And i hid it from you of course." then i dragged my fat ass up the stairs and laid on my bed once more. Eating a bucket of KFC*my mom aint a good hider* and watching Barney since Pretty Little Liars finished.
THE END 😐👌
Wuv u
BIEEE
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