Ford's Sidekick {A Dipper X Reader}

Like Old Times

Your POV
I woke up to sunlight streaming through the window and onto my face. I sat up from the couch and headed upstairs for breakfast (incase you didn't know, you, Ford, and your brother are sleeping in the room from carpet diem ), but reality had OTHER plans. "Ow!" Something grunted from beneath me. I looked down and saw none other than Dipper. "What are you doing?" I asked him as I took a step back for him to get up. "I..........Tripped." He said "okie dokie!" I replied, trying to sound normal. I stepped over him and headed over to the table. "Morning" said a stoic Ford. "Morning" I mocked him. He gave me a look, then chuckled. "Hey Y/N." He whispered. I got closer to him for more secracy. "I've heard that Dipper likes the paranormal, so I was wondering if you could ask him to go on an adventure, like old times." He said, smiling at me. "Ok, I'll ask him." I said. "Great! I know I can trust my N/n!" Ford said with a smile. After I finished my food, I went upstairs to Dipper & Mabel's room. "Dipper?" I blindly asked as I walked into the room. "Mm-hm?" He replied as he chewed on a pen while reading Ford and I's journal. "Ford was wondering if you want to come to an adventure with me and him." I said as I sat next to him on his bed. "Oh, sure! I mean, of course!" He said, eyes widening. "Cool, I'll go tell Ford." I said as I headed to the door, "see you in a few!" I said as I closed the door.

Dipper's POV
"See you in a few!" She said as she closed the door. Man she was...................something. I immediately ran to Mabel's mirror and tried straightening my hair and fixing up my clothes. "Oooooooh, does dipstick have a crushie-wushie?" Mabel said with a baby voice. "Go away Mabel." I said. "*gasp* he DOES have a crushie-wushie!" She replied with the same voice. "Hmmmm, is it Candy?"
"No."
"Grenda?"
"No."
"Pacifica?"
"No! God Mabel, where did you get the idea?!?"
"Oh! I think I know who!"
I blushed. "Wh-who?" I stammered. "Y/N!" She yelled. I blushed harder than before, if that even is possible. "*gasp* IT IS Y/N!!!" She yelled, "DIPPER LOVES-!" I slapped Mabel across the mouth before she could ruin my chances with her."shush!!" I whispered. I felt something slimy run across my hand. "Lick!" Mabel said through a muffled voice. "Ew did you just lick my hand?" I said as I swiped my hand away to rub it off. "Just don't tell anyone, OK?" "OK!" I sighed in relief. "Thanks Mabel." "No problemo!" Mabel said. I walked out of the room, down the stairs, and over to the yellow armchair to wait for Ford and
Y/N.

Hey guys!
Mabel: hey party people!!!
Me: Mabel, why?
Dipper: because she's Mabel.
Me:BYEEEEE!!!!!