A.Ham: I'm bored. Someone talk to me
KawaiiBaguette: you're lucky I'm on
JohnLaurens: I am too
LouiseDeLafayette: don't forget me
LouiseDeLafayette: if you're bored, lets invite Thomas
A.Ham: no
HercM: YES
LouiseDeLafayette has invited ThomasFrance to this group chat.
ThomasFrance: I'm leaving!!! ;(
LouiseDeLafayette: please don't! I beg you
LouiseDeLafayette: plEAse DoNT!!!!
ThomasFrance: .....
ThomasFrance: fine. But it's because I owe you.
LouiseDeLafayette: with Anya?
ThomasFrance: yes.
KawaiiBaguette: hey Thomas
ThomasFrance: hey petit thin mint cookie
HercM: what?! I have to call you that
KawaiiBaguette: no herc no
IntenseFeminist: yes herc yes
KawaiiBaguette: just for that, you're going grocery shopping with me.
IntenseFeminist: nooooo! Awww...
JohnLaurens: can I join?
LouiseDeLafayette: Lafayette? Have you been cheating on me?
ThomasFrance: No, I just call him that.
KawaiiBaguette: NO OF COURSE NOT HE CALLS ME THAT TO ANNOY ME SO MUCH UGHHHHHHHHH
HercM: lol Louise seriously?
LouiseDeLafayette: yap
A.Ham: lmao
Elizaaa: what? Lafayette is cheating on Louise?
KawaiiBaguette: no
JohnLaurens: Marquis de Lafayette had a torrid affair
ThomasFrance: no!
Elizaaa: and he wrote it down right there!
A.Ham: highlights!
IntenseFeminist: the charge against me is a connection with one Thomas Jefferson
HercM: for purposes of improper speculation
JohnLaurens: my real crime is an amorous connection with his mind
IntenseFeminist: For a considerable time with his knowing consent!!!
LouiseDeLafayette: I hope that you burn...
LouiseDeLafayette: we're all joking tho
LouiseDeLafayette: right?
LouiseDeLafayette: RIGHT?!?!?!
HercM: yes Louise yes we're joking
Elizaaa: don't take it seriously
A.Ham: Jeffersons pissed tho
ThomasFrance: you guys are all idiots
LouiseDeLafayette: please don't leave me with these people helpless.... Stay! Hey....
KawaiiBaguette: and now the tables turn
LouiseDeLafayette: I'm joking
A.Ham: really...
ThomasFrance: totally right?
HercM: totally
KawaiiBaguette: sigh
JohnLaurens: I believe you so much
LouiseDeLafayette: I'm quoting Maria Reynolds
HercM: k then
A.Ham: lmao
JohnLaurens: yay!
HercM: not again....
Elizaaa: not again....
