Part 5

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A.Ham: guys?
JohnLaurens: WHUT
KawaiiBaguette: did you trip over a rock?
LouiseDeLafayette: what happened
A.Ham: hiiiii
A.Ham: lmao
JohnLaurens: LOL
LouiseDeLafayette: where'd you learn dat?
A.Ham: John taught me
IntenseFeminist: ok.....
Elizaaa: wow
KawaiiBaguette: *sigh*
HercM: Wow John Wow
JohnLaurens: what? What did I do
KawaiiBaguette: the person who writes tons of essays...
LouiseDeLafayette: is using slang.
LouiseDeLafayette: COME ON JOHN YOU CAN DO BETTER
IntenseFeminist: well, this is stupid. I'm gonna go back to sleep
Elizaaa: same
HercM: byeeeee beautiful ladies
LouiseDeLafayette: I'm still on the chat
A.Ham: lmao
LouiseDeLafayette: UGHHHH
KawaiiBaguette: Alex you're just being annoying
A.Ham: I'll stop then
LouiseDeLafayette: THANK YOU
HercM: you're right
HercM: you're a beautiful lady
HercM: something along those lines
KawaiiBaguette: unnecessary!!!
LouiseDeLafayette: umm... Thanks...?
JohnLaurens: turtles!!!!!!
HercM: um...
A.Ham: ok then
JohnLaurens: yay!!!!!
KawaiiBaguette: John
JohnLaurens: yea?
KawaiiBaguette: you're obsessed.
JohnLaurens: I know!
JohnLaurens: *faints*
LouiseDeLafayette: awwwww.... So adorbs
JohnLaurens: what? Turtles?
JohnLaurens: or me?
LouiseDeLafayette: you.
A.Ham: we're all obsessed with something
LouiseDeLafayette: I'm obsessed with my awesome hubby
KawaiiBaguette: love you :)
JohnLaurens: super cute
HercM: guess I have no chance with you Louise
LouiseDeLafayette: ew herc, not nice.
A.Ham: lmao
KawaiiBaguette: YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP
A.Ham: I was lying.
LouiseDeLafayette: we can't trust Alex anymore, can we? He LIES
KawaiiBaguette: Reynolds pamphlet
A.Ham: I hate you
KawaiiBaguette: ....
A.Ham: I'm joking!
LouiseDeLafayette: ...are you sure?
A.Ham: yes, yes!
HercM: did you hear about the guy who Eliza hates?
LouiseDeLafayette: "scumbag Monroe" AKA jerkyface
A.Ham: yes I heard. She keeps ranting
KawaiiBaguette: she talks about him all the time
JohnLaurens: no, I'm too obsessed with turtles to care about James Monroe
LouiseDeLafayette: K then

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