Legends of Tomorrow remake

Mad plan

Just a quick note, I wrote this really late before and added in some notes but right now am too lazy too take them out. Now on with the show and all that jazz.
__________________________
"Yo Deej, need a mystery meat lover's surprise."  A girl requested, rolling over to DJ giving her a little slip of paper. The girl had brown hair and eye's, a blood red helmet on her head, baseball top the base black and white sleeves, blood red high waisted skirt, maroon apron, maroon fingerless gloves, and blood red skates with black wheels and laces, and a red ring on her right hand, middle finger.
"Sure, yo Bryan, order!" DJ shouted, though really only the people around the ba could hear with the music over the speakers. She handed the slip to the chef in the back through the opening little window in the wall, one of the only ways into the kitchen beside the doors that were at either end of the bar.
"You got it brosicta." The cook said(Think, Matt Shively in the clothes the cook from a cinderella story wore.)
"Whateve's, Red, we set up for tonight?" DJ asked turning to her friend.
"Wait, are you guy's gonna finally do it?" Maurice asked himself, excitement filling him.
"Yup, we're gonna do it." Red replied.
"We're gonna catch the Mad Hatter." DJ added with a smirk, thinking back to earlier that day.5 hours early.
"Okay, the mad hatter, what do we know about him?" DJ asked, using a pointer stick to point at a image of a man in a very creepy mad hatter costume that's projected onto the tv.
Deej, Hope, Cupid, and Red were gathered in the living room of their apartment, everyone but Deej on the couch, she standing next to the tv.
"His name Jervis Tetch. And the mad hatter's real name is Tarrant Hightopp." Cupid specified.
"Thank you Cupid for the information I wanted, and added bit." Dj congratulated.
"Yeah, for the extra info we did not need. Also that he is totally obsessed with Alice in wonderland." Red interjected with a smirk, taking a sip of her soda, setting it on the coffee table next to an empty coaster. Not five seconds later, Cupid picked up the soda and put it on the coaster, Cupid smiling with satisfaction, Red glaring with annoyance, Deej grinning at the scene, Hope just eating her cookie.
"Also, he is kidnapping people who have names like the characters of it." Hope added, finishing her cookie but immediately grabbing one out of the cookie jar on the nightstand next to the couch.
"Yes, yes he does." DJ supported pointing at Red who had a remote in hand, pointed it at the TV and pushed a button causing the screen to switch to a two list of names and pictures on each side, one list and pictures of regular people, the other list and pictures of characters from alice in wonderland. One name missing from the list.
"He has gotten a person for each character. Amanda White, the White queen, Albert Mctwisp, the white rabbit, Thacher hare, the march hare. Others I will not list for the sake of time, but one." DJ added again pointing to Red who once again used her remote to change the TV's image to two images, one to the right a picture of alice from the 2010 movie by tim burton, the left a shadowy figure of a girl with a question mark in her.
"Alice herself." Red said in a dramatic deep voice, Deej glaring at her. "What you have done most of the talking.
"Okay, but back to what I was going to say. Alice is the only one he has not marked off his list, and luckily, he only just goes after blonde chicks." Deej state in quite a proud tone.
"Girl, have you not been paying attention to like, anything?" Red asked annoyed.
"Red, you know when she is eating cookies her mind isn't that focused." Cupid covered for the black haired girl.
"So her mind is always blank?" Red asked with a smirk.
"Now that's just mean." Hope pouted, continuing to stuff her face with cookies.
"Sorry but you go through at least four jars a day. The only reason I am not surprised that you haven't gotten fat yet is that I know you are an alien." Red snipped back, the three girls on the couch getting into a full blown argument. Dj just pinched the bridge of her nose, getting aggravated.
"GUYS CAN WE STAY FOCUSED PLEASE!?" Deej asked in a loud voice after a moment. The girls all looked at him, Hope in shock, Red and Cupid with a 'seriously' look. The hazel eyed  girl let out a sigh, walk around the couch over towards the kitchen, more specifically the island and put a dollar in one of the jars next to Red's laptop, and walked back over to her spot by the tv.
"Now that that is done. As I was saying, he does only go after blonde's but luckily they are in either their 20's or 30's and he keeps on going trying at the same place."Slide change"Ricky's rundown."
"Which we work at and live 4 stories above." Red added very knowingly.
"So we all know the plan for tonight?" Deej asked.
"Uh.." Hope trailed off DJ just giving a knowing smile.
"As our lantern selves we have told every blonde in the city to stay away from the diner, except for our friend, Alyson Tarna."
"Who only agreed to this because she knows of our secret identities because we kept on getting hurt so much we needed a to tell a doctor who we are so we could actually get decently patched up." Red added.
"Y'know we should make a snarky comments jar to put money in for when they are made." Cupid suggested.
"But then we would all be broke." Red responded and they all burst into giggles.
"Wait I don't get it." Hope said after a moment, the others laughing harder.
"Well that is great, someone needs to put him away." Maurice said, eating another fry.
"Oh, something I wanna talk to you about Maur." Red interjected slinging an arm around the boy's shoulders.
"Should I be scared?" He asked being completely serious.
"Possibly, I want you to please change our name from the 'lantern chicks', it is really demeaning and I really hate it." Red replied.
"I will try, but do you have any other idea's of what you guys should be called?" Maurice queried.
"I will get back to you on that." She responded.
"Order up." Bryan said from the little window putting down a plate of food.
"Order, up." Deej repeated grabbing the plate and handing it to Red who skated away.
Through the doors of the diner, walked in Alyson, coming up to the bar next to Maurice.(Think of Zoey from how I met your mother in the green outfit she wore in garbage island.)
"Alrighty, ready to be villain bait." She said sitting on a stool, Dj just giving a little giggle.
"Relax, you just need to get kidnapped, so we can track you with this bracelet Red and Maury made." DJ replied handing the doctor a thing silver bracelet.
"It has a chip in it that will aloud the girls to track you with an app made and installed onto Red's phone." Maurice clarified.
"Maury." A girl said, walking over to the bar. Purple eyes, red hair in a high ponytail held up by a magenta metal clasp, peach skin, baseball top with magenta base, dark purple sleeves, medium pink high waisted skirt with a black apron, and purple gladiator shoes up to her knees. "Show time in 2."
"On it, Deej, be ready to introduce use." Maury said.
"Been doing it for the past year now, not much different to night." DJ replied, the two heading towards the stage in the back, Cupid going through the curtains(they are currently closed), Maurice through the door next to the stage.
"I'm gonna go hang with Hope for a minute." DJ announced to the doctor.
"I'll be here, waiting to be kidnapped." Alyson responded with a nervous chuckle. Deej rolled her eyes and walked over to the little table set up in the right corner by the door. On it was a little tip jar filled half way up with money, there were also two chairs, one occupied, and a little sign on the table that says "Feeling's counselor." In the chair was a blue eyed, black hair with blue at the bottom, caucasian, female in a blue baseball top, base light the sleeves a darker shade, hot pink high waisted skirt, blue apron, and hot pink boots only went up midcalf.
"Y'know, your little station is much like a therapist, except the patient does not lay down, the sessions aren't weekly, and you have no professional experience." DJ stated while taking a seat in the empty chair.
"True, but I like my job. So what up?" Hope asked.
"It's just, I have this weird feeling. Like something big is gonna happen, and not just catching the mad hatter, like, something life changing. It's the same feeling I got on the night I got my power ring." DJ explained.
"Wow, if you have a feeling like that again, it must be big. (Gasp) Maybe Karu-sil will attack, or Red's dad, or-"
"Neither of those are life changing. Though either of those would be really bad."
"True."
"Though, I also have another feeling like something is gonna mess up the plan."
"Uh, found it." Hope said pointing behind Deej, said girl turning to see what she was pointing to. What she saw was four people sitting in a booth on the other side of the diner, a young black boy in his 20's, an old white man with glasses that looked to be in his 60's or 70's, a black women with black hair with light brown highlights, and most importantly, a blonde woman.
"What! Why on oa is a blonde girl here!" Deej whisper shouted to her friend.
The team successfully arrived in 2016 coast city, the waverider staying cloaked by warehouses at the docks. Rip decided to send Jax, Martin, Kendra, and Sara because he wasn't born yet and didn't want to upset the timeline, Snart being a criminal might get recognized and cause problems, and everyone thinks Ray is dead. Ray made the argument that people thought Sara was dead to but Rip countered not many people don't know what Sara looks like and she has been dead for years.
They went to Ricky's Rundown, the place looked like a diner turned bar with a baseball theme, but still looked pretty cool. They got to a booth and Stein had already noticed something.
"I am the only one to notice those girls are awfully interested in what is going on over here." Stein observed, nodding his head towards Deej and Hope, who hailed Red over to them.
"Yeah that is weird." Kendra agreed.
"Well, at least we know they are here." Sara interjected.
"Another thing that probably isn't that important, including Sara there is only like two blonde's in this place." Jax pointed out.
"I sincerely doubt that people's hair color will help in any way with the mission." Rip said over the comms.
"Just an observation." Jax replied angrily.
"Hello everyone." DJ started, speaking into a microphone in front of the stage, the curtains closed still. "It is 8 o'clock, regulars know what that means, but for those of you who don't, it is time for live music. And I present to you, the dude's and the dudette!" DJ, announced, crowd applauded, the curtains opening behind her, on the stage was Cupid without her apron, a boy at a piano, one on guitar, and one on drums. DJ handed the mic to Cupid and went back to the bar.
(Guy on guitar, his name is Chris, looks like Isaac Presley, Logan on piano, looks like Ricky Garcias, Tyler on drums, can't think of an actor for him, imagine them in whatever you want, it is four in the morning so I can't think of anything.)
"Hello everyone. Not sure what to say so, we'll just start." Cupid said, chuckles throughout the bar from her statement. She turned to Logan and nodded, he started playing a slow ballad on his piano, she singing the lyrics to drift away.
"She's really good." Jax stated, the others nodded in agreement.
"Mr. Jefferson please stop getting sidetracked and stay focused." Rip chastised.
"Sorry for making observations." Jax replied irritably.
"Well, while as amusing as it is to hear Jax and Rip fight, I'm gonna go to the ladies room to freshen up." Sara said, exiting the booth and going to the bathroom. As she did, drift away finished, and the next song, stand by you started next.
"What exactly is our plan here?" Kendra asked, as she did Red skated over.
"Well I hope it is to order some drinks. Red, I'll be your waitress. Know whatcha guys want?" She asked.
"All of us, will just have water for now, thank you." Stein said before anyone else.
"I am assuming the same for the blonde?" She asked again gesturing to where Sara sat.
"Yes, that will be all for now." Stein dismissed, Red nodded and started to skate away. As she did, that lights started to flick all around, some parts on, some off, sometimes both, the sound doing the same. Cupid handed the mic to Logan as she rushed to the room where Maurice was stationed in handling the lights and sound.
"Maur, what is going on?" The redhead asked worriedly.
"I don't know, this is completely beyond me." Maurice responded. Suddenly on all his monitors, appeared a very looking version of the Mad hatter's hat.
"He's here." Was all Cupid said before laughing was heard over the speakers.
"Hee hee hee. Alice where are thy, it is time for TEA!" The Mad hatter said over the speakers, followed by more creepy laughing. After another moment, everything went black for a few seconds, then the lights turned back on, everyone murmuring to each other.
Cupid exited the back room, rushing to the bar seeing Alyson still there. Red and Hope coming over as well DJ already there.(There entire conversation will be whispered)
"What happened and why are you still here?" Deej asked Alyson.
"I have no idea, I honestly thought I was a goner." Alyson responded.
"Wait, what about the other blonde?" Hope asked tilting her head.
"There's another blonde here?" Cupid asked.
"She's in the bathroom." Red informed, Cupid being closest rushed to the door, poking her head in. Then pulling it out and shaking it no. The four teen girls rushed out of the bar, Cupid rushing back in and onto the stage taking the mic back.
"Sorry about the disturbance, my friends and I are going to check on it so please enjoyed regular pre played music." She said and rushed back out.
"What the hell is going on in there?" Snart asked over the comms.
"We have no idea." Stein replied.
"Why did that girl poke her head into the bathroom?" Jax asked.
"I'll make sure Sara is fine." Kendra assured and hurried to the bathroom.
"Her comm is offline, we have no way to contact her." Rip informed.
"Worse, she's gone." Kendra added, walking back to the booth.