"Four idiots a girl and a baby "
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I live in house with four dumbasses .
George is a Krishna freak , who meditates , eats food all day and argues with Paul and John about putting his songs on an album .
Ringo lives to smoke cannabis , drink all the boos and watch the power puff girls at 3 in the morning .
Paul's whole world revolves around himself making John jealous and figuring out if he's bi or straight out gay .
John is just John , he makes sarcastic jokes and pisses everybody off . Paul, myself and Brian more than any body else .
My name is Violet Ford , soon to be actress but for now a fake girlfriend to Paul McCartney .
It's quite an interesting story I'm the cover story you see , according to the papers , television and every teenage girl in the country , I'm Paul McCartney's girlfriend when really Paul is John Lennon's .
It's an easy job , when we all go out I hold Paul's hand , kiss him when the cameras focus on us , flirt and wink at him for a little bit and bam! I make 300 quid . I just noticed I sound like a hooker , BUT I SWEAR IM NOT .
I should probably explain what look like and what not . I'm 5"6 , I enjoy sitting around the Telly eating pizza and ignoring my responsibilities until the last second . I have long black hair and uh that's it .
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(A/N ) IM SORRY I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THIS BOOK BUT IM MCLENNON ASF SO THATS A PLUS ;))
