The name&No pants

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HELENA: (runs to rodgers slams hands on table) Rodgers we need to talk I don't like the name of this company it need to change like right now or the bomb I've put somewhere in here will go off any sec

RODGERS: Really? And whats wrong with Rodgers & Company?

HELENA: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, IT DOSEN'T HAVE MY NAME IN IT

RODGERS: What are you talking about? Sure it does!

HELENA: WHERE???!!!! WHERE???!! I DON'T SEE IT I NEED IT IN BIG LETTERS AND FLASHY LIGHTS

RODGERS: It's right there in front of you! How can you not see it?

HELENA: WOMAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOTHING'S THERE.

RODGERS: & Company! Duh

HELENA: (starts pulling guns out ) IM GOING TO KILL YOU WOLFIE HOLD MY GUN I'VE GOT TO DO THIS WITH WITH MY HANDS

RODGERS: (gets up and runs away)No! Dont kill me yet! I have too many books to finish!!

HELENA: WOMAN GET BACK HERE IT'S TIME TO DIE !!!!

RODGERS: Run take cover! Safe room needed

HELENA: (shoots gun)Bang Bang~ come out come out wherever you are

RODGERS: hehehe you'll never find me alive Helena! (runs around in a big shirt and underwear)

HELENA: WHAT THE HELL !!!!! PUT SOME PANTS ON

RODGERS: Neva, try to catch me now! mwahahahaha!

HELENA: UGH DOG TRACK HER SHE NEEDS TO TAKE HER MEDS

RODGERS: I don't take medication! stop telling lies! (yells from the safe room)

WOLFIE: I'm not a dog, I can't just sniff the air like a bloodhound and find peo- (sniff) she's over there.(points to the closet.)

HELENA:(walks to closet opens door) GET OUT OF THE CLOSET AND PUT PANTS ON

RODGERS: aww man! Fine, I'll put on some pants but as soon as I'm alone I'm taking them off again :P (front door opens so rodgers covers with a blow up doll)

MARIE: (walks in the door with friends ) WHAT THE FU** WHY IS JR NOT WEARING PANTS

MARIE'S FRIENDS: (Turns around) see ya wouldn't want to be ya

MARIE: LOOK WHAT YOU DID THIS IS THE 7TH GROUP OF FRIENDS YOU'LL HAVE CHASED AWAY IN A WEEK I think I've been thru everyone in the school

RODGERS: oh suck it up you ill write you new friends.

MARIE: No I want real friends!

HELENA: (comes behind Marie and smacks her upside the head) Did you feel that?

MARIE:Of course I felt that! Why do you have to be so Gibbs!

HELENA: who the hell is that??

MARIE: YOU KNOW THE HOT OLD GUY FROM NCIS

HELENA: oh anyway where did rodgers go?

WOLFIE: she took off somewhere in the house

HELENA: does she at least have pants on

WOLFIE: NOPE

HELENA: (starts walking around the house ) RODGERS GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE JUST BECUSE I STOP TALKING TO YOU DOESENT MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR YOUR PANTS !!!!

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