WOLFIE: (runs down hallway) HIDE THE BODY RODGERS IS COMING
HELENA: crap Marie hurry get that leg put in the box
RODGERS: hey, guys! Why do I smell dead body?
MARIE: (pops out of nowhere) what does dead body smell like ?
HELENA: (leaning on door frame) like rioting flesh DUH YOU IDIOT
RODGERS: This reminds me, I'm hungry! Who wants burgers?
HELENA: how does rioting flesh remind you that your hungry that's nasty!!!!! wait do you have a thing for eating humans
RODGERS: .... No it just reminds me of rotten ground beef. So is that a no to the burgers?
WOLFIE&HELENA: I WANT ONE
MARIE: EWW NOT ME
(ALL HEAR A SCREAM THEN SEE MAHONEY RUNNING OUT OF A ROOM)
HELENA: MARIE GET HER
WOLFIE: CRAP WE'RE GOING TO GET COUGHT'
HELENA: SHUT UP DOG
RODGERS: Cought with what? YOUR DOING DRUGS?!
HELENA&WOLFIE&MARIE: NOTHING AND NO DRUGS
WOLFIE: I dont know i think helena is on drugs
HELENA: once this Is done I'm going to throw away all your dog toys
WOLFIE: they are not dog toys! please don't take them away!
RODGERS: aww leave Wolfie alone. Ok back on track why did Mahoney run out of the room screaming and what are you hiding?
HELENA: me no nuthing
RODGERS: what's with the accent?
HELENA: joe did it (points to couch)
RODGERS: Joe why are you in the couch? We told you you don't have to be in there anymore.
JOE: Helena dijo que tengo que, y no para salir, incluso si hay un movimiento brusco o se siente como si estuviera en movimiento
(Helena said that i have to and not to get out even if there is sudden motion or it feels like i'm moving)
RODGERS: HELENA!! Stop trying to take Joe back to Mexico! He's been here for a month now! Get over it!
HELENA: bu...but I hate Mexicans.
RODGERS: well you need to get over it. Joes gonna be living here with us for a while.
HELENA:ice the b.....
RODGERS: Body? .... why is wolfie dragging a bodies out of your room Helena?
HELENA:bodies????? there should be only one body
RODGERS: Then why is Mahoney one of the boddies being dragged?
JOE:oh señor ayudar a estos locos! Sálvame de este luga! (oh lord help these crazy people! Save me from this place!)
HELENA:What did that fucking Mexican say? You need to speak ENGLISH!!! Dirty Mexican.
RODGERS: JUst read the subtitles, Helena. Like everyone else.
HELENA:(gives rodgers dirty look) ........ WHERE THE FUCK, WHAT THE HELL!!!!????
RODGERS: Hey guys I see Flashing lights outside! Ummm where did you put the bodies, wolfie?
WOLFIE: It's only one body now. Mahoney woke up and swore revenge on Helena. Oh and I just left it on the porch.
HELENA: forget about how many bodies there are run for it or we go to prison for muder.
Helena, Marie, and Wolfie: (turn to Rodgers) HIDE THE BODY!
RODGERS: ?? where do I hide it? (Turns to people who are not there) This is so messed up! Now I have to clean up after them. Typical...
(Doors swing open and police men swarm in) HANDS UP NOW!
RODGERS: I DIDN'T DO IT! safe room away! (Runs to the closet. throws pants at the police men and ducks for cover.)
Policemens: Did she just throw her pant at us???
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Inside Rodgers(HELENA)&COMPANY
FanfictionNEED TO LOOK AT JRRODGERS101 books first to fully understand but can still be read without so Helena is going to show you the everyday life of RODGERS&COMPANY yay right well not so much for Rodgers since Helena is writing it