To those who do not know what yandere is, yandere is a person who is willing to kill just to protect something or someone that he/she loves.
Jin
*walking to the store*
*sees someone walking out of the store with a box of the new Mario special edition figurine*
Jin: I was about to go and buy that!!!
*stalks the guy*
*kills him at night and steals his special edition Mario figurine*
Suga
Suga: Zzzzzzz... *sleeping*
Someone: Hey, Suga!
Suga: *kills him* Never disturb me and my gf (pillow)
J-Hope
J-Hope: Jiminie~!
Someone: *blocks*
J-Hope: *kills him* *makes it look like an accident*
Jimin: Hyung?
J-Hope: *takes Jimin to basement* *lock him up* Now we can be together forever! *grins*
RapMon
RapMon: Jin-hyung! *hugs/strangles Jin*
Jin: *breaks a few bones* *lifeless*
RapMon: Oops... *mutters* Dammit, I was trying to be yandere for one.
Jimin
Jimin: *chases Jungkook around the dorm* Jungkookie~! You're not getting away.
Jungkook: I'm faster!
Jimin: * bumps into RapMon* *almost broke a bone*
RapMon: Jimin, you got no jams *dat yougotnojams face*
Jimin: *mental breakdown*
V
Someone: *takes his eyeliner*
V: *calls Baek* Mommy! He stole Bwi's eyeliner!
Someone: *chuckles* *breaks the eyeliner*
V: Never mind. *doesn't hesitate to kill him*
Jungkook
Jungkook: *kills all who annoys him*
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BTS & EXO JOKES AND SCENARIOS FT. OTHER GROUPS
De TodoA collection of random kpop jokes, scenarios and more. Mostly BTS and EXO jokes. Other groups may be included.
