Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have NO IDEA what just happened. One moment, you friendleader KARKAT VANTAS was standing in the hallway. The next he was RUNNING, while CRYING. Why? Let's GO BACK IN TIME a bit.
15 MINUTES EARILER ((Timeskip brought to you by Dave Strider, Knight of Time))
You pester Dave Strider, your boyfriend. You haven't told anyone yet, but you plan to tell Karkat first.
===ectoBiologist started pestering turntechGodhead at 18:47====
[EB] hey dave!
[TG] John.
[EB] could you join me on a perilous quest to karkat's house? :B
[TG] sure....
[EB] see you!
====ectoBiologist ceased pestering turntechGodhead at 18:49====
[TG] damn it.
Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you just SCREWED UP. Your best friend, KARKAT VANTAS has had a crush on your BOYFRIEND for the LONGEST TIME. If he ever finds it YOURE DATINGG HIM he's going to be HEARTBROKEN. WHAT DO YOU DO? You hit your head against the wall for being a complete and udder imbecile to Karkat's emotions. You should've known he'd find out, but this soon? You get dressed and see John Egbert outside your front door,, ready to go. You sigh and reluctantly follow him to Karkat's house. You open the door and John shouts "YO KARKAT!" After hearing no response for a while John smiles at you and kissed you. You gladly accept the kiss, not knowing that Karkat was rounding the corner when that happened. "Hey J-" he cut off and froze at what he saw. John broke away from the kiss. "Hi karkat!" He said cheerfully, unaware of the mental injures he was currently sustaining. Karkat gave you an 'How could you?' look and said "Looks like I was interrupting something... Never mind..." He left the room, a monotone look on his face.
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and your current and only wish right now is to DIE.
YOU ARE READING
In Which John Unknowingly Breaks Karkat's HeartJohnkat / Johndave
Fanfiction"Fuck you." Was the last words John heard from the grumpy troll before he jumped.
