It's been 2 years since the game. More than that since John turned him down. His name is KARKAT VANTAS and he thinks he has developed a FLUSH CRUSH on JOHN EGBERT, no longer having BLACK FEELINGS for the CLUELESS DORK. This has been going on for 3 YEARS now. TODAY is the day he finally decides to TELL HIM. Karkat got up and opened up Trollian, or, as the humans call it, Pesterchum.
====carcinoGeneticist started pestering ectoBiologist at 17:05====
[CG] HEY FUCKASS.
[EB] hi karkat!
[CG] I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
[CG] IN PERSON I BELIEVE IS THE PHRASE.
[EB] sure! see you when?
[CG] AS SOON AS YOUR SHITTY HUMAN LEGS CAN GET YOU HERE.
[EB] on my way!
[EB] do you mind if i bring dave?
[CG] AS LONG AS HE ISN'T LISTENING IN.
[EB] thanks! i'll go get him!
[EB] see you!
====ectoBiologist ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist at 17:12====
He logs out of Trollian and shuts down his computer. Wonder why he wanted to bring Dave? No matter. He gets up and prepares himself. He looks down at his Husktop, thinking about logging back on and pestering Kanaya for advice. Heck, even Lalonde would suffice. You decide against better judgement to pester Kanaya
====carcinoGeneticist started trolling grimAuxiliatrix at 17:16====
[CG] KANAYA.
[CG] I NEED ADVICE.
[GA] What Is It Karkat?
[CG] I HAVE JOHN COMING OVER.
[CG] HE WANTED TO BRUNG DAVE FOR SOME REASON BUT NO MATTER
[CG] HOW DO I TELL HIM I LIKE HIM?
[GA] Just Come Out With It. Don't Be Afraid To Tell Him.
[CG] THANKS FOR THE USEFUL FUCKING ADVICE KANAYA. HELPFUL AS ALWAYS.
[GA] You're Welcome.
====CarcinoGeneticist ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix at 17:19====
[GA] Rude.
His name is KARKAT VANTAS and he is HOPING FOR THE BEST at this CURRENT MOMENT.
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In Which John Unknowingly Breaks Karkat's HeartJohnkat / Johndave
Fanfic"Fuck you." Was the last words John heard from the grumpy troll before he jumped.
