Homestuck Lyrics

Dear Future Matesprit~ Broadway Kankri

Dear future matsprit
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My only pity all my life
Take me on a date
I deserve it, babe
And don't forget to listen to everything that I say
'Cause if you treat me right
We'll have the perfect life
Doing what you need
Doin-Doing what you need
You've got a busy life
But baby so do I!
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking sopor pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a book
Read along with me
Read-Read along with me (hey)
You gotta know how to treat me like I'm worth it
Even when I'm talking cursive
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future matsprit
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My only pity all my life
Dear future matesprit,
If you wanna get that special lovin
Tell me I'm pitiful each and every night
After every fight
Just apologise
And maybe then I'll try and rock my body right
Even when I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why-Why disagree?
You gotta know how to treat me like I'm worth it
Even when I'm talking cursive
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future matsprit
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My only pity all my life
Dear future matesprit
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your planet more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the 'coon (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy type
Go along with it
Go-Go along with it! (babe)
You gotta know how to treat me like I'm worth it
Even when I'm talking cursive
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future matsprit
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My only pity all my life
Dear future matesprit,
If you wanna get that special lovin
Tell me I'm pitiful each and every night
Future matesprit better love me right