Homestuck Lyrics

Caliginous Waltz~ Broadway Karkat

"SHE STILL WON'T LOOK MY WAY! BUT THIS QUADRANT... THERE'S ANOTHER WAY. THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM AFTER ALL, AND NO ONE EVER SAID MOIRALLEGIANCE WAS COMPLETELY VANILLA... BUT THEN I'D BE COMMITTING INFIDELITY WITH GAMZEE AND I'D SEEM DESPERATE"
This is wrong
It's so wrong
I'm so torn that
I don't know what to do
Fighting with stoic pricks
When I just wanna fix
Everything I screwed up over you
Practically gone insane,
Got sick fires on the brain
Pretty sure I fucked this
Up from the start!
If we change red to black
"HEY CUT ME SOME SLACK"
A spade upside-down is a heart
This spade is my heart!
On this dark dizzy merry-go-round
I might be in denial ,
It's not like I'm on trial
Oh, I toss and I turn
Yet her blind eyes still burn
Straight through to the
Pit of my soul
Yes, I am guilty as charged.
This spade is my heart!
All those times when she
Pouted her lips, and called me...
"KARKLES..."
And whenever she guessed
At my blood's bright hue,
Her eyes would...
Sparkle..
I still swoon when
she walks through the door
Gotta be...
Cautious...
Now she's ass-over-teakettle for
(FUCKING STRIDER!)
I'm getting...
Nauseous...ugh...
"C'MON VANTAS YOU'RE THE MAN WITH A PLAN, THE TEAM LEADER, YOU'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. BUT WHAT? I COULD ALWAYS HUNT DOWN ONE OF VRISKA'S DREAMBUBBLES AND ASK HER ON A MOVIE DATE. AW BUT THAT WOULD NEVER WORK, SHE'S GOT WORSE TASTE IN CINEMA THAN THE LIKES OF JOHN EGBERT! BUT WAIT! WHAT IF I COERCED STRIDER INTO...NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS! NOT EVEN IN EITHER OF THEIR DREAMS!! OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
[Instrumental break]
"THIS FUCKING SUCKS!"
Cheated I feel cheated!
I'm defeated I should give up right now!
Gotta look on the bright side
With all of my might
But I fall for her still anyhow!
If I'm dancing this dance,
Then I won't stand a chance!
Her grip of romance
Makes me fall...
So I guess might as well,
Dance this tango to hell
At least I'll have tangoed at all!
This spade is my heart!
And I'll dance till I'm
Singing the blues
I'll pretend that I loathe her
So that I can still hold her
But the end it will come
Still
I've gotta play dumb
Till I'm glum and
My chums leave me too
I never do get the girl....
Though she's the centre of my world..
"I NEED TO TAKE A LONG HIKE OFF A SHORT METEOR."
This spade is...
My heart <3