The Lives of the Cons

Meeting the Cons

Hi, my name is Carissa and I just have to write this book! You wanna know why? I'll tell ya why. Because the Cons are crazier than scraplets are for fresh metal, that's why (Only when I'm here of course.) So here's the deal. I purposely got captured by the Cons. Why? Because I was captured before and I had a blast! So I decided why not get captured again? So here I am on the warship walking around. Oh hey there's Steve! Hey Steve!

Steve: Um...hi.

Ok so you've meet Steve. Don't worry there will be more of him later. Promise. Anyway, who should we find next? Oh I know! KO! Oh Knockout! Come out come out wherever you are. KNOCKOUT! WHERE THE FRAG ARE YOU?

KO: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Just wanted you to say hi.

KO: Why?

*Angry voice* Just do it!

KO: Alright alright. Hi.

*Sweet voice* Thank you! *Skips away*

Now who to find? SW. SOUNDWAVE WHERE ARE YOU?

SS: Is that really necessary?

*Turns to see Starscream* Yes it is. Oh! Now you need to say hi.

SS: Why?

Because you're going to be famous in this book I'm writing.

SS: Do I get to be leader?

Yes.

SS: Hi!

Thank you. *Walks away* Btw he won't be leader. Now where is SW? *Looking around. Spots him coming around a corner* Soundwave. *He stops and turns around* *Running up to him* Hey Sounders can you say hi for me? *Shakes helm no* Pretty please? *Shakes helm no, again* Please? *On knees begging.* I'll do anything! *Soundwave kneels down and whispers something in my ear* *Dying laughing* Ok ok now that that's over with, now you have to say hi.

SW: Hi.

Well you guys heard it he does speak. *Whispering* But he sounds more human than anything. I thought he would sound sort of like G1 but I guess not. *End whispering* Don't worry, I'll tell you what he said later. Ok now who to find? Shocky. SHOCKWAVE WHERE ARE YOU?

Shocky: It is illogical to be yelling when I'm right here.

*Looks and sees Shocky standing a few yards away* Oh right. I didn't even notice. So Shocky I need you to say hi.

Shocky: Why?

Because it's logical.

Shocky: Hi.

Alright then. *Whispering* You can get Shockwave to do anything, as long as you say it's logical.*End whispering* Now how about we find BD. BREAKDOWN WHERE ARE YOU?

Megsy: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NOISE?

Oh hia Megsy. Just getting everyone on the ship to say hi. Now you need to say hi.

Megsy: Why would I listen to a little flesh creature like you?

Because I'll get really bored and maybe start drawing pictures on the walls.

Megsy: Fine. Hi. But don't expect me to do anything more for you.

Alright then. By the way have you seen Breakdown?

Megsy: Yes. Down the hall to the left.

Thank you. *Walks away to find BD*

There you are.

BD: Here I am. What do you want?

Just for you to say hi.

BD: Hi.

Well all the Cons have said their hi's so yeah.