The Lives of the Cons

Processor Scan

Alright now we have just been searching for TWO HOURS, and we still haven't found Megatron yet.

SS: Who are you talking to?

No one. Who are you talking to?

SS: You.

No you're not.

SS: Yes I am.

No you're not.

SS: Yes I am.

No you're not.

SS: Yes I am!

No you're not!

SS: YES I AM!

YES YOU ARE!

SS: NO I'M NOT!

Haha! Gotcha!

SS: >_< How do you humans do that?!

Well you see... it's all in the mind. And I'm a little crazy too! Hehehe. Anyway what where you saying?

SS: I... don't know anymore.

I do that to people. It's kinda fun! You should try it sometime.

SS: I think I'll just go now.

OK! See ya 'round Screamer.

SS: Don't call me that!

Whatever you say... Sunshine.

SS: Grrrrrrr. *Walks away*

Now to find Megsy. Oh hey Shockwave! Have you seen Megatron anywhere?

Shocky: No. Why?

Because he needs to see something. It's in his room.

Shocky: I'll let you know if I see Lord Megatron.

OK! Thanks. *Walks away* MEGATRON, WHERE ARE YOU? 

KO: Do you mind?

No... I just have to find Megsy. And HE IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND!

KO: Actually, I just saw him.

Really? Where?!

KO: First you will have to do something for me.

>_< What is it?

KO: All you have to do is get me a video of Breakdown.

Ok?

KO: And I need you to make it so that every time he gets out his hammer, his radio plays, Hammer Time.

Oh I see! This is payback for Breakdown painting rainbows on your paint job.

KO: Yes it is.

If he only knew. But only we know. Hehehe. Well as Shocky would say, 'That's completely logical.' And this is going to be a funny video! I'll get Soundwave to help with the recording so when I'm not around we'll still have the video! 

KO: How are you going to get Soundwave to help you?

Oh! Uh... um... you know... the usual. 

KO: What's the usual?

That video of Megatron... drunk.

KO: Oh yeah that video! Haha! 

Ok now I said I'll get that video for you, show me where Megatron is.

KO: Alright then.

(We go to where Megsy is)

Megsy: Ah, Knockout. I see you have found the flesh creature.

KO: Indeed Lord Megatron. But I think she has something to show you.

Yes, yes I do.

Megsy: Alright, fine. What is it?

It's in your room.

Megsy: Oh, of course it is.

Well, lets go.

(We go to his room)

See. There's nothing here. No paintings, or poster, or... never mind.

Megsy: But... it was all right here.

Well it's not now.

Megsy: But... I... saw it.

KO: Come on Lord Megatron. I think you may require a processor scan.

(KO takes Megsy to the med bay)

Huh. I didn't think I would leave the Lord of the Decepticons at a loss for words. Who knew? Well I better get finding Soundwave, I'm gonna need tech support. Until next time! *Waves good-bye*