The Lives of the Cons

Floating Cat

Oh, man! When we brought Sylvester here, that was just so fraggin' funny!

Elyon: I know right! I just wish we had more peeps to help with our evil schemes.

Ha! You said it! 

*A purple and black femme walks around the corner*

Well, well, who are you?

???: Who are you?

Elyon: I'm Elyon and that's Carissa.

???: I'm Black Gem.

Black Gem? I like it. 

Elyon: For a sec, I thought you were Megatron coming around the corner. 

Black Gem: Well, we have the same form.

Cool. Hey, do you like torturing people?

Black Gem: O.O Like, physical torture?

Elyon: Something like that.

Come with us. We'll tell you all about it.

(Later)

Alright you know what to do?

Black Gem: Yup.

Elyon: Sylvester?

Sylvester: Yeah. I know.

Alright. Let's do this.

Elyon: STARSCREAM!

SS: WHAT IN THE PIT COULD YOU WANT NOW?!

Elyon: COME 'ERE!

SS: NO!

Elyon: I'M GONNA TELL MEGSY!

SS:...FINE! *Walks around corner a few second later* What?

Black Gem: Catch! *Throws Sylvester*

Sylvester: *In the air* DIE! YOU WILL DIE!

SS: NOT AGAIN! *Runs away*

Someone catch Sylvester!

Elyon: I don't think we need to.

Why? *Looks up* Oh cool! Floating cat!

Sylvester: What the hell?! 

Elyon: Hey, dude, you're floating!

Black Gem: But... how?

I don't know. But that's cool!

Sylvester: I don't care! Get me the f*** down!

Yeah. I don't know how.

Elyon: Don't look at me.

Black Gem: No clue.

Can you walk around?

Sylvester: *Walks on air* Ok. This is weird.

Elyon: Yeah.

(In another room)

SS: There was this demon cat, he tried to kill me!

Megsy: I highly doubt that. How could a small creature such as a cat, ever try to... who am I kidding. I human could kill you.

SS: Wha-

Megsy: Take me to this... demon cat.

SS: Alright.

Elyon: Do we hide Sylvester or scare Megsy too?

Hmm. We'll let our new member decide.

Black Gem: Um...

Elyon: Hurry!

Black Gem: Let's hide him. So sweetspark thinks Starscream is crazy.

Ok. And... did you just call Megatron... 'sweetspark'?

Black Gem:...Maybe...

Haha! LOVE! Now Sylvester, hide.

Sylvester: Alright, alright. *He hides... who knows where*

SS: I tell you, he's right here!

Megsy: Right where?

SS: What?! It was just here! Surely you must have seen it!

Megsy: Starscream... you would do well to take a cue from Soundwave on occasion... and keep things to yourself!

SS: But... it was here! A flying cat!

Megsy: Come on, Starscream. I'm taking you to Knockout.

SS: What?! NO! I DON'T WANT A SHOT!

Megsy: Are you scared of a little needle?

SS: YES!

HAHAHA! 

Elyon:... That. Is. HILARIOUS!

Black Gem: Oh, Screamer... C'mon Megsy, I'll help take him.

Megsy: Thank you, Black Gem. *^_^*

Black Gem: You're welcome! *^_^*

Elyon: Is it just me... or do they like each other?

I don't know. I think they do. Anyway... want to go read Steve's mind?

Elyon: Sure.

*We walk away*

Sylvester: Hello? Is anyone gonna get me the f*** down?! 

Gibson: Todd. Help. Todd.

Sylvester: Oh great. You're here too?

Shelby: I like hamburgers! Hamburgers! Hamburgers! Hamburgers!

Sylvester: Any you too, bitch?!

???: This place... is most... interesting! *Evil laugh*