Dog puns

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What do you call a dog with no body or nose?
Nobody knows

What's more amazing then a talking dog?
A spelling bee

What do you call a frozen dog?
A pupsicle

Why did the snowman call his dog frost?
Because frost bites

What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadarador

What do dogs say after a hard day at work?
Today sure was ruff

I'm not fat I'm just a little husky

Who is a dog superhero?
Labathor

Did anyone order a pugkin spice latte?

Time to make woofles

(Random joke I just came up with
What does rocky and a bitch have in common?
They're both dogs

Bitch= female dog)

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